Eddie Lawrence

A woman's husband is murdered and she and her lover must find the killer or stand accused of doing it themselves.

An aging silent movie comic star throws a lavish party to try and save his failing career.

A homicide detective goes after a woman-hating serial killer, who uses knives to murder his victims.

A prostitute is murdered on the streets of a tough, low-income neighborhood. A diabetic retired boxer who knew her is appalled by the lack of interest shown in the case by the police or anybody else in the neighborhood, and decides to investigate the case himself.

Rachel arrives in New York from her Amish community intent on becoming a dancer. Unfortunately Billy Minsky's Burlesque is hardly the place for her Dances From The Bible. But the show's comedian Raymond sees a way of wrong-footing the local do-gooders by announcing the new Paris sensation "Mme Fifi" and putting on Rachel's performance as the place is raided. All too complicated, the more so since her father is scouring the town for her and both Raymond and his straight-man Chick are falling for Rachel.

Swifty is a salesman at a suit store where his job is on the line for being rude to the customers. He has one more chance to make things right. Shorty is looking for a new suit and attempts to get help from Swifty, but he gets the runaround.

The Ringading Kid arrives into town and is mocked by the townspeople, because instead of wearing six-shooters he has an ice cream scoop holstered (in a small container of ice cream) on each hip. However, whenever there's a shootout he's the first to draw and fling various flavors of ice cream into the faces of the bad guys, and cleans up the town... so to speak.

Ralph is a crooked TV repairman. He cheats Percy out of a lot of money with his phony service.

We meet Abner propped upon a pillow in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York. With an annoyingly twee voice emerging from his anthropomorphised face, Abner reveals the events leading up to his arrival in this hallowed hall. It seems that Abner is the baseball that got whacked by Mickey Mantle for a home run against the Detroit Tigers, on 10 September 1960 ... sailing for an astonishing 634 feet (193 metres).

Wise guy Jeepers tries to "help" pal Creepers get a raise from his boss.