Michael Blaustein

hi everyone. this is my first stand up special. im so grateful to anyone that has ever watched a clip of mine or bought a ticket to one of my shows because you are the reason this special exists. i hope you enjoy it. thank you so much! xoxo

After a tumultuous night trying to solve a murder, three friends are led to a local diner where the answer may be staring them right in the face.

When a down on his luck journalist finds himself with a less than ideal assignment in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, he acquires the help of a local, who he soon discovers possesses the story that could jump start his career.

After rich businessman Paul Greco (popular daytime star Jon Lindstrom) retires early, his imperious sister Elise (two-time Emmy Award® nominee Wendie Malick) tries to get him to settle down with the woman of her choosing. But Paul seems more interested in developing his friendship with Andy (cutie Chris Murrah), a charming gay man he meets at a dog park.

Captain Jack and his band of intergalactic bounty hunters thought they’d seen it all. But when they crash land on Earth in pursuit of a dangerous space felon, they find that the south really is one of the dirtiest places in the universe. When their quarry begins to hunt them its up to Jack, his team, and a couple of good ole boys to sober up, quit chasing earth tail, and act like heroes! Easier said than done…

Wanda is a uber nerd with the coordination of a seizure victim. Her karate trainer is an aging pervert with a penchant for ball gags and various sex toys. When a bus from a rival karate school accidentally runs over a couple scientists dumping a toxic chemical down the sewer, the entire class is turned into high flying, flesh eating baddies! As they wreak havoc on the town turning others into zombie ninjas, Wanda and her instructor must save the planet with the help of a magic karate belt.