Nora Wieternik

Come with us on a trip back in time to the video archives of classic adult movie entertainment. John Holmes became a legend in his own time; a wildly popular anomoly within the industry and among the general public. This video is a select collection of various scenes that typify the style and image Holmes portryed in his hayday. The footage is dated but the action isn't. It's bone crunching, ass slammin' and pussy hammerin' with a very big dick' at it's best!

Pastries is a comedy-farce, coupled with explicit sexual experiences designed for erotic excitement and pleasure, with a cast of very beautiful people, all free of sexual inhibitions. They let it hang "up," as well as "out." Reality becomes fantasy and... fantasy becomes reality as one explicit sexual scene follows another.

This film is a hot one with one those endings that comes out of left field. A hippie couple is standing on a corner waiting for Burt. He shows up driving a battered station wagon. Cleo (Cindy Hopkins, aka Suzanne Fields) only has half the money, so Burt suggests that they work something out. They go back to Burt's pad and he suggests a trade: pussy for that work. "I hope that you're worth $20, baby." She bitches when he gets tough. "You broads are all alike," he says. "You like to get kicked around so you can go home with a clear conscience after giving up some pussy."

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

A plotless succession of couplings comes with live sound and a dispassionate narrator who introduces each loop as a shining example of porno expertise circa 1970.

Suzanne is a sexy teenage hippie chick who arrives in the San Francisco Bay area and stays with a perverted older couple who teach her the ways of the flesh.

Johnny Wadd investigates the attempted murder of a young woman and finds himself entangled with the enemy.

Four women in a wagon are on their way to service the miners at Box Canyon. They get attacked by bandits and are rescued by the miners. The women show their appreciation.

Four ribald short stories set in the Medieval age, each with a ribald bent. The tawdry tales involve a chastity belt, a man pretending to be deaf-mute to gain access to virgins in a convent school and an adulteress on death row who uses her charms to talk a magistrate out of her punishment.

The Maharajah is joined by his trusty dwarf guard as they delve into his harem of dancing girls. When intruders stumble upon his desert palace they're punishment is swift, they must join in.