Lorna Nogueira

In an alternate Earth, there is peace.No wars, little violence, and cooperation between countries. In other words, a planet without men. But an alien offers this worldthe chance to repoplulate their civilization with a new breed of male hybrids.

When her husband is killed in an auto accident, Alice Marsh moves far from home to start a new life. She falls in love with an old house in Massachusetts which she buys. Built in the 1700's and made of stone, it is known by the townspeople as the "Evan Straw" house. She tells her visiting aunt, Gert, of it's history and they both take it lightly. As time goes on, strange things start to happen to Alice while she's in the house. Finally, she calls in a psychic medium, Leocardia Tomas, to try to contact the spirit. As the spirit becomes more erratic and threatening, a ghost hunter named Peter Yakov is summoned to get to the bottom of why Evan Straw still haunts the house. The answer to the mystery is unexpected by everyone.

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?

Honey Glaze was the perfect little girl.She obeyed her father, played with her toysand never went outside. She was 30 years old.Then her father, who is a secret agent, iskilled by spies. Sheltered all her life, Honey determines to grow up quickly, join thesecret service and avenge her father'sdeath as she faces her enemey, Dr. Sum Thaim!Spy stories don't get any sillier than this!