Thomas Getsey

QP, a troubled young man with an affinity for lobotomies and finger puppets, confronts his own humanity after capturing his newest victim.

Three Greek intellectuals gather for the Great Summoning, a mysterious phenomenon that may take days to manifest. While they wait, they attempt to figure out what to do for the time being.

Ricky Pherwinnikins is a young director who believes that his most recent film Punxsutawney Phil's Last Stand is going to be announced as the secret 11th Best Picture nominee during tonight's Oscar ceremony.

A needy young man confronts years of parental manipulation when he discovers that his father has gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like him.

A weary hitman— who must bash his own head with a hammer in order to enter a murderous state of parasomnia— is promised freedom from self-mutilation upon the completion of one last hit job.

In the year 2134, a world where all childhood activities are outlawed for anyone over the age of 6, Officer Cyprus McGillicuddy attempts to expose an illegal underground group of gameplayers and fun-havers. Meanwhile, a dejected young man named Derby Turpentine sits off to the side, who could very well set off a chain reaction to change the world entire...

A man purchases a mysterious product that promises to change his perception of life... and himself.